These dirty chat up lines will make you go hmmmm ;-)….. Word of caution – Use them at your own risk! Who knows…..You might get a response like say….. A wink, a sexy comeback, or perhaps even…???? But then again, using these dirty chat up lines on someone may just get you a smack too. Nonetheless, read on and get a giggle or two. 😉
Dirty Chat Up Lines
- How do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
- Your parents must be retards, coz you are special.
- I’m easy….are you?
- How about we play lion and tamer? You keep your mouth open, and I’ll give the meat.
- Nice shoes…. Wanna screw?
- Wanna play circus? You roar and lemme throw the meat!
- Lemme melt in your mouth, not in the hand.
- Are you interested in a one night stands? (NO) Then it’s a great thing it’s afternoon.
- I know how to take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s find out how long it takes you.
- I’m not a horse, but you sure can ride me like one.
- Screw me if I’m incorrect, but isn’t your name Mary?
- Hey why don’t you sit on my lap and see what pops up!
- If I was a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d have taken out all your nails and screwed you!
- My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I just can’t hold them in.
- Let’s play army? I’ll lie down and you blow the hell outta me.
- I think you work at Subway, ’cause you gave me a footlong
- You’re so hot I can roast my meat on you.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? (No.) Can I?
- Hey…did I point out that I go down like a ship?
- My name’s Pogo, you wanna jump on my stick?
- I aint no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock!
- Do I see keg in your pants? ‘Cause I’d love to tap that ass!
- Hump is today’s subject, is it going to be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
- Let’s play 68? You do me and I’ll owe you one!
- You think I can fit it in my mouth? Wanna try?
- I feel like you’re sweet. Can I please have a taste?
- Your name is Little Red….right? Cause I can sure ride you in that hood!
- Wow! Those are real?
- Love is 4 letters so is what we should do.
- Hey sweetcheeks, I got the F, the C and I got the K. All I need now is U!
- Roses are red, cucumbers are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!
- A tall man says a short woman: “You’re just the right height for what I want.”
- Sweetheart, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know if I wanna mount you or eat you!
- I am your Winnie the Pooh lemme stick my nose in your honey jar.
- Let’s have a party at your ankles… can I invite your pants down?
- Why did I get my tongue pierced? You’ll find out soon.
- Excuse me, would you give head to a stranger? No. Well, then, please allow me to introduce myself.
- The word for the day is legs; now come down to my house and spread the word.
- Its true, that there are lots of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I’d want to catch and mount back in my bed.
- Lemme make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
- To hell with playing doctor, we should play gynecologist tonight??
- Nice legs gurl…what time would they open?
- Let’s play titanic you be the ocean and lemme go down on you.
- Are you cold in here, or are you just really excited to see me.
- I think you wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener.
- I’m not very good at math, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
- Let’s play midget boxing…..Get down on your knees and give me some blows!
- Wanna play house? You’ll be the door and I am gonna slam you all night long!
- See my friend over there? He really wants to know if YOU think I’M hot.
- Hey baby, can you be my love buffet so I could lay you on the table and take whatever I want?
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